That Girl

Bereolaesque: That Girl

The cursor blinks, but I don’t. Red eyes on my red eye. It’s my 14th flight in 29 days–an average of one plane ride every other day. I miss her. I’ve had great wine and a great time, but I […]

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Bereolaesque: Dumba**es Need Not Apply

JOB POST: Expectations Manager HOURS: 24 per day PAY: Priceless “No matter where you go, you are what you are, player / & you can try to change,


Bereolaesque: Fakebook

“Sometimes I dream / That he is me / You've got to see that's how I dream to be / I dream I move, I


Quit That S***

The Mayans were wrong. Congratulations! Welcome to 2013. You made it, but hopefully you didn’t bring everything with you. Some things--and even some--people belong in 2012.

Chris and Rihanna

The New Bobby & Whitney

Throughout the 90s and early part of the new millennium, pop culture was mesmerized by the soap opera that was Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's marriage.


Bereolaesque: Chivalry is for Ladies, Too…

If I were to read this title in front of a room full of feminists, I might get more boos than a polygamist. Chivalry is a term often debated



Now the skies could fall / Not even if my boss should call / The world it seems so very small / ‘Cause nothing even matters at all.”


Meagan’s Good, So Why Can’t You Be?

When you think about actress Meagan Good, you might look out of your window and begin to daydream. When you look out your window and daydream, you see


She’s Your Ex, But She’s My Homie…

Of mostly all things, men value loyalty highest. Friends don’t like friends to be friends with their enemies. In a 2005 public dispute, rappers 50 Cent and The Game


Will You Be My Wifey?

What in the hell is a “wifey”? Microsoft Word doesn’t even recognize my typing it in this word processor. Why are so many men gifting women with the

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