“Now the skies could fall / Not even if my boss should call / The world it seems so very small / ‘Cause nothing even matters at all.” –Lauryn Hill
Are you stupid, or does your relationship just make you dumb?
If you received decent grades as a student, then apply the same logic you did in grade school to real life. It’s pointless possessing intellect when it’s abandoned in moments that matter most. And relationships matter.
Are your expectations too high? Are you one of those people with demanding checklists you don’t even meet? Are your expectations too low? Are you willing to sleep with tears as long as you’re sleeping with something? Do you expect good things to happen or bad things? Are expectations not discussed? Have you even thought about expectations? What does expectation mean? If you haven’t asked yourself these questions, you need to be single.
How many times does it have to be said? Quit expecting what hasn’t been discussed. Closed mouths don’t get fed. Communication kills assumption. It all sounds like the basic principles of life, right? If a hungry infant expects food, the infant will cry until a breast is in the infant’s mouth. If a kid expects a weekly allowance, the kid does the agreed upon work in order to keep that piggy bank full. You’re not Christopher Columbus. You can’t just land somewhere and expect something to be yours. When discovering employment, a contract of expectations is agreed upon and signed prior to showing up for work. But when it comes to our love lives, expectations are like Romeny’s income taxes – they exist, but aren’t up for discussion.
Why do we throw away logic in relationships when we value and communicate our expectations in every other aspect of our lives? Take a simple vending machine, for example. When you put your dollar into a vending machine, you expect a damn snack back. If the machine took your dollar without bestowing you your Cheetos, you wouldn’t proceed to empty your wallet into it and give it your all; you would call the complaint number and cuss someone out. So why would you give your all to a partner who gives you nothing in return? What happened to that common sense? Where’d it go? Where’d you put it?
Eliminate ignorance by respect of what you expect. I understand that relationships can make you all mushy and gushy. D’Angelo and Lauryn Hill didn’t sing “Nothing Even Matters” for nothing. It’s true that love is patient, kind, caring, full of hope, not jealous, not pompous and not rude or angry. It’s also not stupid.
Expect the unexpected when there exists no expectations. You’re not as dumb as love makes you out to be. Lowering your expectations can get you a date, but raising your expectations will get you a commitment. Love and intellect can coexist. Figure it out. Don’t be stupid.
– Enitan Bereola, II
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